hair for sale

a couple days ago, while listening to my morning radio talk show regiment, i learned that britney spears had shaved her head. well, to be quite honest, i couldn't have cared less; but what did rouse my attention was the hair salon selling her abandoned strands of split ends for a cool million bucks. hmmm. it didn't take long to convince the kids (and sissy) to donate their hair in hopes of securing a seat on this latest gravy train..

sooo, for your purchasing consideration, i have in my hands a heaping hunk of healthy hair clippings. a complete smorgasbord of recently mowed head grass. a tower of tuft, a mountain of mane, a beautiful bushel of lusterly locks, if you will.

hurry, while supplies last. this is, of course, a once in my lifetime opportunity. (as, most likely, my life will end fairly soon..)