turn the other cheek?
four days until my colonoscopy.
yes, this coming monday at 5pm, i will get the potty party started by mixing the first batch of 'motivational' juice in preparation for tuesday morning's probefest. by monday evening i will have gagged down no less than 96 oz of warm, artificially flavored swamp snot in anticipation of my cleansing experience (oh joy)..
yes, this coming monday at 5pm, i will get the potty party started by mixing the first batch of 'motivational' juice in preparation for tuesday morning's probefest. by monday evening i will have gagged down no less than 96 oz of warm, artificially flavored swamp snot in anticipation of my cleansing experience (oh joy)..posted by lance | 5:20 PM
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Brings back unpleasant memories...being the ever-accomodating sister that I am, I will have your bathroom stocked with Charmin "Ultra Soft" toilet paper and a big tube of A&D ointment...only slightly used, of course...
i think i am having sympathy gas. Oh wait... no. Nope. that wasn't gas... i'll be right back...
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