2 days from WaZoo City
i 've almost completed my checklist of things to do before my rendezvous with the sigmoidoscope. i've updated my netflix queue, rearranged the spice cabinet (where did all this oregano come from?) and trimmed my toenails. so, other than eating as much junk as i possibly can (as i can only have clear liquids tomorrow), my last commitment is to decide what message to scribble on my rear for the gastroenterologist. havent decided yet; but here are a couple ideas..
posted by lance | 1:04 PM
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Bottoms Up!
One bit of advice - as you are drifting off to never never land, repeat to yourself, "I feel good, I feel fine, say NO to gas of any kind!" Subconciously, this just might work...
Butt cheek tattoos...
A lotta crap has happened between these two.
Just between you and me, something stinks!
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