twins?!

jen, jes, and becca (shae's sister) threw sissy a baby shower over the weekend. i suppose she got a lot of cool stuff; though i wouldn't know being that we boys were forced to sit hungrily on the porch until the festivities were over.

results of my colonoscopy: clean as a whistle (literally).. as a bonus, i was able to provide entertainment for the entire endoscopic floor with my 'smile, you're on colon camera' butt graffiti. they even invited a couple medical students to observe my procedure, as well as take some pictures for possible upcoming textbooks. (coming to a library near you, dear book snobs) just think, my colonic calligraphy will be the inspiration of future generations of gastroentologists..what a legacy.